Project: Fiona Larkin: Tesco opera


C111 project









1……click click click sdething, eeehmm, aaahhih, huh huh eeaaa eeeahh ahha stee ill phone higues mummy and tell him you’re not going wanna daa le eehh mummai wanna don’t like mafir……eeehaaa








wannemmmm…na dar seven feeeah…mumaaai your slananmi I nowanoo…RREED Ro REED ON LINE ONE…please……no got u saying…








wha……click click click click click click……eehhuh i don’t know wha do you think…huh mummai sayin, do a can go doh…wha…i can goyeah i donlike dem yeah ha ha…








muladahey this one’s had…click click click click…memon say west…beeg shes a cracker so waaam…yeo…ya….go for claim…ssshhs freg








beans…oohheenthenhe…you’ve never…fuckineeehh……you de daad…Click click click click click click click click click click…








aay any second… You main still wanna go i din er…ya ya daay……hey ya ha ha gran


yeah…wha…ga that bloke……I donnno







what you heard…ay ay…ay an he’s away like…ha…like ay…mammaai…where are you workin now…ha gona for tensi……






mammmaai…ay mes…things to do…ay…for the morning…he he heaa…yeah……


aweejus… here… ay be on…fustar…her a far more… the bread…eeehh ay…ah ha








mas…many…eh eh…awaaanted… I don know……weeeelll far du gi the whhha they


want……click click click click……re re








ehhnd derdera……and shes away yeah ay……not warm……eeennn ni whaa…no way……yoou anana for a night








maybe……aeenehhhdepdep …the other aisle I think… yonaa whana…why not…


ganna wannnana beder…an I paid for them…








so you tell her then……click click click click…nana sta the heeelaven…wrap……nend en ha…very bold…mummmmaai innaa wan








daaaaa……stopitstopit…your wahaba cool yeah ok…mummaai…I can be………gera a d am horob…rand over the best…on go a aamm world … click click click click click click click click click click…








eennahham na ehh aend koool…das mar…the price of it…sure sure…munderrraa apart……rep reand mullins……great…








i nowanooo no…ay shhes over there…how much……alright………alright…waach him fer a wee bit……muummaaai……mummmaaai…




Project reproduced from CIRCA 111, Spring 2005, pp.41–69